Miss Susie Song!

so childish and naughty, and so funny!!! i must write such a song one day!

Wendy's Fingerbang Audition (From Southpark)

Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big

The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like

Shit-zus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their,

Meet-ing in the office
Or meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his

Balls-ac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a

Cont-aminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your

Dic-tate what i'm saying
'Cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I dont give a flying f*ck!

1 comment:

Jeremy said...

That was extremely cheeky and witty indeed. Trust the South Park writers to come up with something like this, haha!