If I Was Superman

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If I Was Superman

If I was Superman
Would you please slap me on the face
If I flew you out to space
With no oxygen on your face

If I was Superman
Would you be super pissed with me
If I spun the world turn back the time
Take your driving test the second time?

[Chorus]
Superman! Superman!
Yeah if i was Superman!
Superman! Superman!
One and only Superman!

If I was Superman
Would you turn 'round and run away
With all my lame cliches
The truth, justice, the American way

If I was Superman
Would you look past the way I dress
My red hot undies stupid capes
My mind is just a fricking mess!

[Chorus]
Superman! Superman!
Yeah if I was Superman!
Superman! Superman!
One and only Superman!

[Bridge]
Superman, Superman, Superman, Superman!
Superman, Superman, Superman, Superman!

If I was Superman
Would you think that I'm such a wuss
Cos I will faint everytime you put
Those kryptonite in my shoes?

Song Notes
This is a fun song poking fun at Superman. I took a history module one semester and we watched an old Superman film, where Superman went to outer space and spun the Earth backwards to turn back time, amidst other funny things. So this song is my response to the movie, heh..

The above video is a rough version recorded at my friend Kah Loong's home. It's not perfect yet, as you can see by the non-alignment of the beats, haha.. Stay tuned for the good version coming soon!

Ideal singer for the song: Weird Al Yankovic